claiming she would love it. The woman calmly opened the box and saw a wet and dry vacuum cleaner. To say she was upset was an understatement….

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Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the…

A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter…

Alice received a parrot as a gift. The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was profanity; those that…

One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t…

“A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half-inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the…

After Louise’s grandmother passed away, she and Connor moved into her house, ready to settle down and begin having serious conversations about their future. But when Louise…

Sometimes you’re better off being yourself and accepting who you are. This story is a hilarious example of just that. A 45 year old woman from Los…