Husband And Wife Go Christmas Shopping
I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?” Little tears started to flow down her…
Five Dollar Bill
Why do you ask such a thing?” the woman said angrily. Son: “I just want to know Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?”…
Man Wakes Up Thinking He’s Dead
St Peter said, “Hmm, perhaps that could be arranged. It does involves a lot of paperwork… but sure. You’ve got two alternatives: you can come back as…
A Man Goes On Safari With His Mother-In-Law
“Quick, darling,” the wife shouts frantically, “Do something!” “Oh, no,” the husband says, “That lion got himself into this mess. Let him get himself out!”
The Life Insurance Of Husband
Insurance doesn’t work quite like that An independent adjuster will assess the value of what was insured, and then we’ll provide you with a new barn of…
Wear Sun-Block
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him “You haven’t said anything about what you…
One Day A Man Walked Into A Sporting Goods Store
My brother in law said he wanted to wrestle it and take a picture afterwards. So he crept right up to it, until they were face to…
83-Year-Old Reports A Break-In In Progress But The Police Won’t Show Up
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he called the police again “Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were…
Signature: Your Ex-Husband
You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want $ex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you’re cheating on me or…
Fifty One People Swindled!
Finding nothing, the man said, “There’s nothing in here about fifty people being swindled.” The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, “Read all about it…