50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The Holiday Spirit
1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. 2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had…
Funny – In The Year 2020 The Lord Asked Noah To Build An Ark
In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and…
Clean Joke – One afternoon a Hongkonger drives down a highway to take part in protests against China
One afternoon a Hongkonger drives down a highway to take part in protests against China. On his way to the protest site he sees one guy dressed…
Who says guys don’t remember anniversaries!
A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for…
Funny Clean Joke: This MIT Graduate was shocked by his perspective employers offer
Reaching the end of a job interview,… … The Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you looking…
An Australian Army Recruit sends home a letter
Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope you’re too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin’ on the farm…
Clean (old school) Joke: A guy goes into a bar, and starts to “dial numbers on his hand”, and talk into it
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers on his hand, like a telephone, and talking into his hand. The bartender walks…
Research shows that kids need their grandparents more than we ever thought… Here’s why…
One of the best ways to relax is to spend time with your grandparents. You don’t need a degree in psychology or human behavior to agree with…
Break-Up Story
Married or not you should read this… When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something…
An Old Fella Was Celebrating 92 Years On This Earth
An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. “Hello, toes.”, he said. How are you? You know, you are92 today….