I Took My Grandchildren to Disney World and Now My Dil Is Mad at Me

When my son, Ethan, set up this account for me and insisted I share my recent dilemma, I was skeptical. According to him, my understanding of what’s…

I Called My Late Wife’s Number and Surprisingly Someone Picked up the Phone – Story of the Day

After my wife Kate’s death, I often called her number to hear her on the answering machine. Once, the machine cut off, and I distinctly heard her…

Clean Humor: The banker thought this woman was crazy – She had other ideas

A young aristocratic woman pulls up to a large New York bank in her Rolls Royce. She parks in front of the bank and goes inside where…

Clean Country Music Joke – There was a guy who wants to be a proctologist, so he goes to the morgue to practice

There was a guy who wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist… … so he decides to go down to…

Clean Humor: These two elderly ladies loved playing Softball – then one went to heaven

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day….

Clean Joke: The Story Of The Missing Penguins

A man is driving down the highway… … when he sees a shipping truck wrecked on the side of the road, and 25 penguins waddling around outside…

Clean Joke: A policeman catches a man with some weed in his pocket

A policeman catches a man with some weed in his pocket. “You’re going to jail for all that marijuana in your pocket!” the policeman stated. “But officer,…

Clean Funny Joke: I took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurry

I took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurry. The cabbie said no problem and starting speeding through the streets. We came up…

50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The Holiday Spirit

1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. 2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had…

Funny – In The Year 2020 The Lord Asked Noah To Build An Ark

In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and…