Body in The Trunk
A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer : Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I…
Six Reasons You Should Always Think Before You Speak. These Are Hilarious!
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak – the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately…
Tony had just finished reading
Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, ‘You Can Be The Man of Your House.’ He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,…
Husband Crying Secretly – Joke
A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for…
The Husband Comes Home And Demands An Explanation(very funny)
A woman’s closet door was making a terrible sound whenever a bus was crossing the street outside So she called a carpenter to check it out. The…
Give Me Some Of That AIDS Stuff! – Joke
There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1. to be shot…
Ford f 150
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I…
A Good Question for These Three Blondes
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and…
Bob goes to pick up his date
Peggy Sue’s father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they’re planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they’ll probably…