Actual Instruction Labels…
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating. ON PACKAGING FOR…
Spring Of 1957
“Oh yeah,” says Carrie’s father, “our Carrie really loves to screw. She’d screw all night if we’d let her!” Well, this makes Bobby’s eyes light up, and…
You Know You’re Addicted To The Net When
5) You start tilting your head to smile 🙂 6) Your phone bill comes to your house in a box 7) You find yourself typing com after…
Telemarketer Repellant
If they start out with, “How are you today?” say, “I’m so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all…
Ten Things To Do In A Public Bathroom
6.Ask a person in the stall next to you for a tampon. 7.Roll a roll of toilet paper all the way down the row of stalls. 8.For…
The Burned Ears
“But how the heck did you burn the other ear?” The doctor asked. “They called back.”
The Genie And The Wannabe
A man was walking down the beach when he found a bottle. He picks up the bottle, and a genie comes out. The genie says that he…
The Snail And The Dung Beetle
Once, a long, long time ago, in a small village just outside of some place you’ve never heard of, there was quite a stir amongst the villagers….
Two Arkansans Meet On A Dusty, Country Road…
Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road. One of them is carrying a big bag, labeled chickens. “Chickens, eh?” says his friend. “Hey, if I guess…
