AmericanStories

“It’s deja vu all over again.” “No wonder nobody comes here; it’s too crowded.” “We have very deep depth!” “We made too many wrong mistakes.” “You can…

So I tried to make a connection. I said, ‘Hey Dan. Working on arms again today?’

The trooper then walks to the passenger side of the car, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down his window and the trooper takes out…

The interpreter told them what he had said and one of the thugs pulled out a 38 revolver and stuck it in the collector’s ear. He told…

“My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!” replied Johnny. “Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?” the old lady retorted. “No,” said Johnny, “but…

Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with your foot, go to the elevator and press the button with your left elbow, then…

So Little Johnny goes to his room and comes back an hour or so later. He resumes playing with his train, only this time when he stops…

Months pass, then years. Finally, the dad comes back looking tired. The mom asks him what happened and he said that all three of them were fishing…

“I’ll tell ya, it was just brutal. For every step I took forwards, I fell back two steps.” “Then how ever did you make it over here?”…