CRACK CHICKEN SOUP
A Symphony of Vegetables Butter, yellow onion, carrots, celery, bay leaves, dried thyme, fresh parsley, garlic powder, and a chicken stock cube come together to create the…
Just in: Beyoncé Faces Nearly $10 Billion Loss Following ‘Black National Anthem’ Performance at NFL
The Beyhive, Beyoncé’s dedicated fanbase, is known for its unwavering support. Post-performance, there were murmurs that a sizable portion of this fanbase sought refunds for their lifetime…
Breaking: Beyonce Apologizes After ‘Alternative National Anthem’, Affirms ‘There’s Only One Anthem’
When Beyoncé chose to perform “Lift Every Voice and Sing” at a recent game, she was making more than just a musical statement. The song, with its…
Four Men And Their Wives Are Having Babies
“I work for the 3M company!” A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!” “That’s strange,” he answers “I work for the Four…
97 Year Old Midwife Gets One Last Wish Before Going To Heaven
St Peter thought this was a reasonable request, so Elsa was sent back to Earth for a short while. She found herself standing in the home of…
A Teenage Boy Goes To Church To Confess His Sins
“I cannot say.” “Was it Lisa O’Shanter?” “I’ll never tell.” “Was it Cathy O’Dell?” “I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.” “Was it Fiona Mallory?” “My lips…
Death Of The Milkman
– And you, my dear wife, the three residential buildings towers in downtown. The nurse, impressed, tells his wife, “Madam, your husband is very rich He is…
3 Irish Men Go To A Bar And Discuss Their Wives
“Really? How’s that?” the first friend asked. “Well, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.” “Man, that sucks!” Paddy and…
Old Man In Bar Propositioned By A Young Woman
“I’ll do anything you’d like Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game I want 100…
Give Me Some Of That Aids Stuff!
Then the Italian said, “Just hang me.” (Snap, he was dead.) Then the Redneck said, “Give me some of that AIDS stuff.” They gave him the shot,…