Kids And Coco Pops
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the seven years old what he wants for breakfast. “Oh sh.., mum, I guess I’ll have some Coco Pops.”…
Live A Lot
‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’ ‘No, I don’t,’ I said. He asked, ‘Do you…
The Woman Seductively Signalled
“I’m afraid I can’t,” breathed the bartender “Is there anything I can do?” “Yes I need for you to give him a message,” she continued, running her…
Lost Car Keys
I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult…
Surprise E-Mail
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Blackpool, a widow had just…
Church’S Board
“I know,” said the man, “but if there is anyone here more bored than I am, I’d like to meet him.” After the church service, a little…
Everyone Laughed When The Two Americans Did This In Church
By the time forty-five minutes pass, they’ve gotten used to the routine. Suddenly, while everyone is seated, the priest says something in French and the gentleman they…
Remember Psalm 129
The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily…