Bill wakes up with a huge hangover.
His son is also at the table, eating. Bill asks, “Son, what happened last night?” His son says, “Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and…
Redneck vasectomy
“Go home, find yourself a cherry bomb, light it up, and put it in a beer can. Then hold the can up to your ear and count…
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara Desert on a camel…
“I’m afraid I agree”, said the priest and then he added hesitantly, “Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you mind…
Give me some of that aids stuff
Then the Redneck said, “Give me some of that AIDS stuff.” They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing. The guards looked at each…
An elderly couple had been dating for some time.
Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. “How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather trustingly. “Well,”…