AmericanStories

I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult…

However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Blackpool, a widow had just…

“I know,” said the man, “but if there is anyone here more bored than I am, I’d like to meet him.” After the church service, a little…

By the time forty-five minutes pass, they’ve gotten used to the routine.  Suddenly, while everyone is seated, the priest says something in French and the gentleman they…

The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily…

I drank it. I thought maybe he’d like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson’s. Nope, no cigar! In desperation, I had him try Maker’s…

She nods to the black guy. He stood up and nicks the blonde unconscious. When the blonde wakes up she’s tied to a log and is floating…

Artist: “okay, whatever you want then. Let’s take a look at art the art book to see if there is something you want.” Old lady: “I already…

Ruth said, “That sounds easy enough. I can do that.” The doctor ran into Ruth a couple of weeks later and asked whether their plan had worked….