Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position.
One says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.”
“I don’t think I have ever heard of that one,” says the other cowboy.
“What is it?”
“Well, it’s where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper in her ear, ‘boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.’ Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds.”
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