Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position.
One says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.”
“I don’t think I have ever heard of that one,” says the other cowboy.
“What is it?”
“Well, it’s where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper in her ear, ‘boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.’ Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds.”
I love you…can’t wait to see you…we’ll do all the naughty things you like. “He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive…
or that I should have said or done differently, in a way that was more respectful of your feelings and your way of being? “ The woman…
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the…
To which the attendant answers, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.” The man goes back to his car and the wife asks, “Where are we?” “He doesn’t speak English” replies the…
no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is…
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are…