She nods to the black guy.
He stood up and nicks the blonde unconscious.
When the blonde wakes up she’s tied to a log and is floating down river.
She started to think that this was a bad idea.
When she sees one of her friends who is also blonde tied to a log floating right next to her.
In a blonde she looks at her friend and says “So do you think they’re going to serve us some food on this trip?”
The other blonde replies “They didn’t serve any last year.”
Married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?”…
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells…
The genie asked, “What’s your first wish?” Steve said, “I wish I was rich!” The genie nodded and said, “Done, what’s your second wish?” Rich replied, “I…
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door…
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake… He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels….
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the manager asked. “When…