She nods to the black guy.
He stood up and nicks the blonde unconscious.
When the blonde wakes up she’s tied to a log and is floating down river.
She started to think that this was a bad idea.
When she sees one of her friends who is also blonde tied to a log floating right next to her.
In a blonde she looks at her friend and says “So do you think they’re going to serve us some food on this trip?”
The other blonde replies “They didn’t serve any last year.”
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Introduction to Agate Burnishers
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