She nods to the black guy.
He stood up and nicks the blonde unconscious.
When the blonde wakes up she’s tied to a log and is floating down river.
She started to think that this was a bad idea.
When she sees one of her friends who is also blonde tied to a log floating right next to her.
In a blonde she looks at her friend and says “So do you think they’re going to serve us some food on this trip?”
The other blonde replies “They didn’t serve any last year.”
I love you…can’t wait to see you…we’ll do all the naughty things you like. “He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive…
or that I should have said or done differently, in a way that was more respectful of your feelings and your way of being? “ The woman…
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the…
To which the attendant answers, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.” The man goes back to his car and the wife asks, “Where are we?” “He doesn’t speak English” replies the…
no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is…
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are…