An elderly couple had been dating for some time.

Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

“How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather trustingly.

“Well,” she says, responding carefully, “I’d have to say I would like it infrequently.”

The old gentleman  sat quietly for a moment.

Then, looking over his glasses, he looked her in the eye casually asking, “Was that one word or two?”

Related Posts

Wife Calls A Husband

H – “Hello?” . W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” H – “Yes.” W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks…

Outsmarting Deceptive Questions: Why the Answer Is Simpler Than You Think

In the fascinating world of puzzles and riddles, some questions are cleverly designed to lead your mind astray. A perfect example of this is the seemingly straightforward…

I came across an old photograph in my wife’s collection, and it led to the decision to end our marriage

One tranquil evening, John found himself lost in Sarah’s vintage photo album, exploring the trove of their shared memories. Among the cascade of cherished snapshots from their…

People Are Only Now Figuring Out What The WC Toilet Sign Means

OFF THE RECORD People Are Only Now Figuring Out What The WC Toilet Sign Means The true meaning of the letters “WC” on a toilet sign is…

99% of people can’t find the cat in the picture

Answer: The cat is circled in red in the picture.

A Husband Asks His Wife

Reading jokes offers numerous benefits for both mental and emotional health. Firstly, it stimulates the brain by enhancing cognitive functions such as memory and comprehension through the…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *