I drank it.
I thought maybe he’d like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson’s.
Nope, no cigar!
In desperation, I had him try Maker’s Mark 46 – The bar’s finest whiskey.
He wouldn’t even smell it.
What could I do, but drink it?!
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I was so shit-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home!
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