“Go home, find yourself a cherry bomb, light it up, and put it in a beer can. Then hold the can up to your ear and count to ten.”
“I ain’t no rocket surgeon,” said the redneck, “but how’s that gonna help me?” “Trust me,” said the vet.
So, the redneck went home, drained a beer, then stuffed a lit cherry bomb in the empty can.
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