83-Year-Old Reports A Break-In In Progress But The Police Won’t Show Up

He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

Then he called the police again

“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my garage.  Well, you don’t have to worry about them anymore, because I just shot them,” and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT team, a helicopter, a paramedic, and an ambulance showed up at the old man’s residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the police officers said to Phillip, “I thought you said that you’d shot them?!”

Phillip replied, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”

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