He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he called the police again
“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my garage. Well, you don’t have to worry about them anymore, because I just shot them,” and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT team, a helicopter, a paramedic, and an ambulance showed up at the old man’s residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the police officers said to Phillip, “I thought you said that you’d shot them?!”
Phillip replied, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”