Lost Car Keys

I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all.

“Hello my love”, I stammered; I always call him “My Love” in times like these

“I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.”

There was a period of silence

I thought the call had disconnected, but then I heard his voice

He barked, “I dropped you off!”

Now it was my time to be silent

Embarrassed, I said, “Well, come and get me.”

He retorted, “I will… as soon as I convince this policeman I haven’t stolen your car!”

This is what they call, “the Golden Years”!

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