A blonde was going on a plane trip

The attendant said,”That’s fine miss, but you’ll have to go to your seat.” The blonde responded again, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York.” This conversation continued, always with the blonde’s same response.

The attendant got so upset that she went to the captain and told him about the blonde. The captain went and whispered something in the blonde’s ear and the blonde immeadiately gotup and went to her seat in coach.
The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn blonde to move. He said, “I
just told her that this part of the plane wasn’t going to New York

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