The customer says “OK”, and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him.
He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, “OMG she’s sick.” He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happening, and the guy says “hey Joe! The dead one’s full again!
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