The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, “I saw that, You didn’t put any money in the poor box! ”The man replied, “Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in!”
I love you…can’t wait to see you…we’ll do all the naughty things you like. “He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive…
or that I should have said or done differently, in a way that was more respectful of your feelings and your way of being? “ The woman…
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the…
To which the attendant answers, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.” The man goes back to his car and the wife asks, “Where are we?” “He doesn’t speak English” replies the…
no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is…
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are…