A woman got married not long after high school

She married him anyway, reasoning that s** would improve the more they knew eachother but it didn’t, and after a year she finally divorced him.

Having now been divorced three times she decided to join an online dating service and was very blunt about her preferences- she flat out asked for a man who would never hit her, never run off with another woman and be good in b**.

About three weeks later her doorbell rang and when she answered it there was a man in a wheelchair who had no legs and no arms.

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