An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months

Half an hour later an AMG Mercedes stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani-suit steps out of the Mercedes and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl, and tells them:

Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the situation. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take responsibility for my actions I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.’ Finally, for causing such social embarrassment and distress to you both I would like to offer $1,000,000 in compensation, my private yacht, and Gold Coast penthouse to be at your disposal at any time. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?’ At this point, the father, who had remained silent the entire time, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him you root her again.

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