Funny phone call

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$90,000.”

MAN: “OK, but I want it with all the extra options for that price.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh… I talked to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000 for it.”

MAN: “Well, make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really want.”

WOMAN: “OK, I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”.

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The guys in the locker room stared at him, astonished and mouths agape.

He turns and asks, “Anyone know who’s phone this is?”.

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