A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
“Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.”
The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
Wife: “Honey, don’t forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.” Husband: “Who is Valerie?” Wife: “Nobody, I just wanted you…
After her husband dies, the wife gets him cremated and takes the ashes home. She sets them on the table and starts talking: “You know that fur…
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side, mainly because your neighbor’s sprinkler system is better than yours. That’s where I, Kristie, wife of Thompson, decided to plant my roots with my 8-year-old son,…