A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
“Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.”
The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
Hi Men’s Helpline, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me….
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked… A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a…
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted…
A man walks into a bar and asks for a vodka and orange juice… The bartender says, Sure thing, turns around and mixes his drink, and sets…
After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, Cinderella happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a…
[What Nationality Were Adam and Eve?] A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden….