Three 3 blondes walk into a police station

“No, this is a profile mug shot, so you will only see one eye.”

He shows the picture to the second blonde and she says “He’s only got one ear”. The police chief again responds, “No, this is a profile mug shot, so you will only see one ear.”

He shows the picture to the last blonde and she says “He wears contact lenses.”

Perplexed, the police chief looks through the file and sure enough, the man wore contact lenses. He says “That’s oddly correct. How did you know that?”

The blonde responds, “Well with one eye and one ear, he can’t be wearing glasses.”

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