Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She…

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed a man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This…

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She…

An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. “Ma’am, did you…

To which the attendant answers, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.” The man goes back to his car and the wife asks, “Where are we?” “He doesn’t speak English” replies the…

but I share a bed with a 69-year-old woman. I’m starting to doubt my marriage. His wife suggested: -You can find yourself a 19-year-old girl, and I…

“No, this is a profile mug shot, so you will only see one eye.” He shows the picture to the second blonde and she says “He’s only…

“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.” “Oh, come on now”, she insisted. She was so pretty and…

“Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also.” “Why?” asks the father. “Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to…