Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, ‘You Can Be The Man of Your House.’
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, ‘From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of make love that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.