Two deaf people get married

Two deaf people get married.

During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights.

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution.

“Honey,” she signs, “Why don’t we agree on some simple signals?

For instance, at night, if you want to have lovemaking with me, reach over and squeeze my left melons one time.

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