A man and his wife go to their honeymoon

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary.

 

As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband,

“When you first saw me undressed in front of you, what was going through your mind?”

The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to bang your brains out, and slurp your melons dry.”

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