Funny Joke ‣ You’re Welcome

A young couple got married and the wife couldn’t cook. But they were still in the honeymoon phase, so the first night after they got home, the husband comes home from work and the wife says “I’m sorry I burned dinner.” So the husband says “That’s all right honey let’s just make love.”
The second night, he comes home from work and she says “I’m sorry honey, I messed up dinner.” He says “That’s all right honey, let’s just go to bed wink wink.”

The third night he comes home and she’s sitting on the radiator.

The third night he comes home and she’s sitting on the radiator. He asks what she’s doing? and she answers “Warming up supper.”

My very proper 91-year-old Southern Mom says “You’re welcome”

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