The new maid

A man hires a new maid and calls home to speak to his wife. The maid picks up.

“Is this the maid”

“Yes”

“Well may I speak to my wife?”

“Well….she’s in b**with a m**”

The husband is furious and tells the maid “I want you to go into my desk, get my , and sho** the both of them”

The husband hears the gunshots and the maid returns to the phone, telling him she shot both of them.

The husband says, “Now I want you to take both bodies and throw them into the pool”

The maid says, “What pool???”

The husband says, “Is this 387-6476?”

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