Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot secretary.
One day the secretary announced she was pr*gn*nt.
They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born and provide all expenses thereafter.
The day of delivery arrived.
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her…
I always thought housework was easy—something women just complained about. But when my wife left me alone for a day to handle everything myself, I quickly realized…
A sweet grandmother called St. Joseph’s Hospital and, in a soft, trembling voice, asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a…
When my daughter-in-law asked me to babysit for the weekend, I expected cuddles, cookie crumbs, and maybe a thank-you. Instead, I found a handwritten bill on the…
At ten, Mandy lost her parents and was taken in by David and Margaret, a couple from her church who promised to care for her. Instead, they…
Wife: “Honey, don’t forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.” Husband: “Who is Valerie?” Wife: “Nobody, I just wanted you…