Little Johnny is sitting in class, the teacher is…

Little Johnny is sitting in class, the teacher is going over vocabulary words. She asks the class to use a word in a sentence. The teacher says the word is “contagious”. Little Johnny is waving his arm up and down, no other students have their arm up.

The teacher figures there is no way Johnny can come up with something rude for this word, and she calls his name to use the word in a sentence.

Johnny says the other day, my dad and I were driving down the freeway and woman was painting a billboard, she was using a very small brush.

The teacher says “what does this have to do the word contagious?” Johnny says “my dad turned to me and said: ‘Son it is going to take that “cunt-ages” to paint that billboard with that little brush!’”

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