A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm…

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm…. ‘I’d like to buy a horth’ he says.

What sort of horse?’, said the owner. ‘A female horth, the owner shows

him a mare. ‘Nithe horth,’ says the dwarf, ‘can I thee her eyth?” The owner picks him up shows the eyes.

‘Nith eyth’, says the dwarf, ‘can I thee her teeth?’ The owner picks him up shows the teeth.

‘Nith teeth,’ he says ‘now can I see her twot?’ The owner picks him up and shoves his head deep. inside the horses v gina, pulls him out.

The dwarf shakes his head and says ‘Perhaps I should weefwaze that… ‘Can I see her wun awound!

 

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