Then the Italian said, “Just hang me.” (Snap, he was dead.) Then the Redneck said, “Give me some of that AIDS stuff.” They gave him the shot,…

I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?” Little tears started to flow down her…

Why do you ask such a thing?” the woman said angrily. Son: “I just want to know Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?”…

St Peter said, “Hmm, perhaps that could be arranged.  It does involves a lot of paperwork… but sure.  You’ve got two alternatives: you can come back as…

“Quick, darling,” the wife shouts frantically, “Do something!” “Oh, no,” the husband says, “That lion got himself into this mess.  Let him get himself out!”

Insurance doesn’t work quite like that An independent adjuster will assess the value of what was insured, and then we’ll provide you with a new barn of…

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him “You haven’t said anything about what you…

My brother in law said he wanted to wrestle it and take a picture afterwards.  So he crept right up to it, until they were face to…

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he called the police again “Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were…