NEW JOKE – The Last hotel
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken.When he finally got to the last hotel, he…
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all
A irate wife complained that her husband spent all of his free time in a pub. So one night, he took her with him. “What’ll you have?”…
Young Minnesotan shocks his boss at his new job in Florida
A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The manager asks, “Do…
You’ve got to make love to me this very moment
My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, …wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I…
An old blind
An old blind cowboy strolls into a bar one day. Without knowing it, he has actually entered an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He wanders over to…
Three mischievous old
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out…
At a truck stop, an elderly man was enjoying his meal when three rough-looking bikers walked in
Three scruffy-looking bikers entered the truck stop where an elderly man was dining. The first biker chuckled and sat down at the counter as they passed the…
Old Men Sitting On A Bench…We’ve chuckled with tears with this joke… YOU CAN READ ENTIRE JOKE IN THE FIRST COMMENT
Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of…
HUSBAND’S…
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was…
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams’ She became upset and called the first number,…