A man and a woman were having dinner
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the…
Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce
Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce.You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce.In court they…
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she…
NEW JOKE – The Last hotel
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken.When he finally got to the last hotel, he…
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all
A irate wife complained that her husband spent all of his free time in a pub. So one night, he took her with him. “What’ll you have?”…
Young Minnesotan shocks his boss at his new job in Florida
A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The manager asks, “Do…
You’ve got to make love to me this very moment
My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, …wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I…
An old blind
An old blind cowboy strolls into a bar one day. Without knowing it, he has actually entered an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He wanders over to…
Three mischievous old
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out…
At a truck stop, an elderly man was enjoying his meal when three rough-looking bikers walked in
Three scruffy-looking bikers entered the truck stop where an elderly man was dining. The first biker chuckled and sat down at the counter as they passed the…