Customer Is Always Right
Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office immediately.Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: Little Johnny, I noticed you arguing with the customer who just left. I’ve told you…
A man is lying on the beach
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a…
A man walking home late one night from the pub
Decides to take a shortcut through the cemetery. He’s walking through then starts hearing a tapping noise. He gets a little scared and speeds up but the…
A Lady Approaches A Priest And Tells Him
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say…
70-Year-Old Widow Posts A Newspaper Ad To Find A Husband
What age comes to mind when someone is mentioned as being “old”? That age keeps getting older as we move closer to it, so this is a…
A very sick woman on her bed
A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another…
An elderly couple decides to live
An elderly couple decides to live it up a little and go to McDonald’s… When they order the food, the old man divides the fries in half…
Getting Slapped While Sitting At A Bar
Redneck Ray is sitting in a bar in Houston, quietly sipping a beer. Suddenly, a burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls…
A Husband Asks His Wife
Reading jokes offers numerous benefits for mental and emotional health. Firstly, jokes enhance cognitive functions like memory and comprehension by processing punchlines and context. They often involve…