LITTLE JOHNNY HAS A DIRTY MIND..

 

A man…

A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, ‘Mother of Six’,…

Slams the Door

She immediately gets on the phone and rings her husband at work. He tells her he will take theday off tomorrow just in case the man shows…

Funny Joke ‣ You’re Welcome

A young couple got married and the wife couldn’t cook. But they were still in the honeymoon phase, so the first night after they got home, the…

Young woman ran up to me at the cemetery

This young woman ran up to me at the cemetery and said “I need to pass through the cemetery but I’m scared to walk alone.Can you walk…

Wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church

A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning.After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church.“Why aren’t you dressed for church?”“Simple. I’m not…

A gentleman is permitted to join a private club

A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding anunprepared on-the-spot lecture, on a theme starting on a letter which is alotted…

A blonde went to the electronic store and she asked

A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry,we don”t sell to blondes.The next day she…

He is allowed use the ladies’ room – but ends up in hospital

ou should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story. A man…

Joke Of The Day: A German Shepherd, Doberman And A Cat Go To Heaven

A German Shepherd, Doberman and a Cat die and go to Heaven. All three are greeted at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter, who informs them they…