A father buys a lie detector robot
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decides to test it out on his son at supper. Dad says: “Where…
Four married guys go fishing…
2 | Four married guys go fishing… “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.”They…
A teacher asks the kids
A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: ‘What do you want to be when you grow up?’ Little Larry says: ‘I wanna start out…
At a truck stop, an elderly man was enjoying his meal when three rough-looking bikers walked in.
Three scruffy-looking bikers entered the truck stop where an elderly man was dining. The first biker chuckled and sat down at the counter as they passed the…
Three mischievous old
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out…
Daughter’s text to Dad
Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in…
An Older Couple Is Lying In Bed
An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch me.”…
The soldier received an unexpected letter from his girlfriend – Full Story Here
A soldier was stationed abroad and received a ‘Dear John’ letter from his girlfriend back home. It read, Dear Harry, I can no longer continue our reIationship….
Joke Of The Day: These two statues finally get to do what they’ve been longing to do for a long time
Two statues were standing in the park, one, a nude man and one, a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a…
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough. He tells the boss he is able to cut…