Husband Crying Secretly – Joke

A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for…

The Husband Comes Home And Demands An Explanation(very funny)

A woman’s closet door was making a terrible sound whenever a bus was crossing the street outside So she called a carpenter to check it out. The…

Give Me Some Of That AIDS Stuff! – Joke

There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1. to be shot…

Ford f 150

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I…

A Good Question for These Three Blondes

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and…

Bob goes to pick up his date

Peggy Sue’s father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they’re planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they’ll probably…

A Blonde and Her Car

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she…

Get Outta My Classroom

A young woman, (a new teacher) was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high…

What Do You Suggest?

An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys…