A man returns home early from work
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting. “What are you doing?” the man…
Two old men sitting on a park bench
Two old men were sitting on a park bench watching the young women jog by. One jogger stops and gets upset at the attention. “Just who are…
My Teacher Wants to See You
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how much…
Bill wakes up with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table….
A poor man told his wife
A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A…
Two deaf people get married
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the…
An elderly couple had been dating for some time.
An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally, they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had…
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets…
Three litle pigswalk into a restaurant
Three little pigs walk into a restaurant They are seated at a table. After a few minutes to look at the menu, they decide to start with…
Four Little Animals
A teacher asked her class, “What do you want out of life?” A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, “All I want…