Johnny’s wife went to their doctor
She replied that’s him alright, when we get into bed he is either too tired or he’s got a headache (now where have I heard that before)…
He wanted an indecent present – so she brought him back a surprise
Very good, thank you.” “And, what happened to my present?” Which present?” She asked. “The one I asked for – a gorgeous Italian girl!” Oh, that” she…
A woman is at the funeral
She replied, “Of course not, please feel free to.” So the man walks up to the front of the church and says into the microphone, “Plethora.”and sits…
An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months
Half an hour later an AMG Mercedes stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani-suit…
A store that sells husbands
The sign on the second floor reads: “Floor 2 – Men with Jobs and Love for Kids.” The woman muses, “That’s wonderful, but I wonder what lies…
A married man almost had an affair with another woman
The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The…
Fly, Soup, The Usual
“Please don’t speak so loudly, sir,” said the waiter, “or everyone will want one.” Why will everyone want a fly in the soup?
When Sharks ẚttẚck
And they did.“Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.” And they did. “Now we eat everybody.” And…
Johnny And A Girl Are Playing
Once again Little Johnny points to his private parts and says, “I have one of these and you don’t.” But this time the little girl just keeps…
Social Security Application
The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough…