but I share a bed with a 69-year-old woman. I’m starting to doubt my marriage. His wife suggested: -You can find yourself a 19-year-old girl, and I…

“No, this is a profile mug shot, so you will only see one eye.” He shows the picture to the second blonde and she says “He’s only…

“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.” “Oh, come on now”, she insisted. She was so pretty and…

“Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also.” “Why?” asks the father. “Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to…

On the 2nd day she had to movers come and collect her things. On the 3rd day she sat down for the last time at their beautiful…

So the manager read the receipt it came to almost $180,000. He started to read the list of things ,fishing rods. Tackle bait. A boat, a trailer,…

but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she…

So the old man starts eating his half-burger and his half-order of fries– but his wife is sitting there, not eating her share of the food. One…

The teacher, becoming slightly frustrated, tries a different way: “let’s try another example. If I gave you 3 oranges, then another 3 oranges, and then again another…