A few months after his parents were divorced
I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from…
Story ‣ Rich Girl Poor Boy
She immediately recognized the man and said, “Hey, how are you? I’m now married to a very smart man, and his salary is $15,700 per month! Can…
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner
It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75…
A woman got married not long after high school
She married him anyway, reasoning that s** would improve the more they knew eachother but it didn’t, and after a year she finally divorced him. Having now…
A blonde was going on a plane trip
The attendant said,”That’s fine miss, but you’ll have to go to your seat.” The blonde responded again, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York.”…
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again,
She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone…
Teacher & Johnny
Johnny: “Six.” Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven!” Teacher: “Johnny,…
Funny Joke ‣ I Was Wrong Too!
Since they couldn’t agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, “We’re medical students and couldn’t…
Johnny’s wife went to their doctor
She replied that’s him alright, when we get into bed he is either too tired or he’s got a headache (now where have I heard that before)…
He wanted an indecent present – so she brought him back a surprise
Very good, thank you.” “And, what happened to my present?” Which present?” She asked. “The one I asked for – a gorgeous Italian girl!” Oh, that” she…