A team of archaeologists were working in Jerusalem when they found a slab of rock with five figures carved on it. In order the figures were: A…

A priest, a doctor, and an economist are playing golf. They were stuck behind a really slow group of golfers. The economist fumed, “What’s with those guys?…

A husban‌‌d notice‌‌s hi‌‌s wife’‌‌s hearin‌‌g i‌‌s deterioratin‌‌g an‌‌d decide‌‌s t‌‌o visi‌‌t he‌‌r docto‌‌r fo‌‌r advice. “‌‌I can’‌‌t spea‌‌k t‌‌o m‌‌y wif‌‌e directl‌‌y a‌‌s sh‌‌e migh‌‌t fin‌‌d…

A man hires a new maid and calls home to speak to his wife. The maid picks up. “Is this the maid” “Yes” “Well may I speak…

Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out…