red lights
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. Cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was…
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it…
A blonde was going on a plane trip
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde,”I’m sorry. Your…
Funny Joke ‣ I Like Your Thinking
One day in class, the teacher brought a bag full of fruit and said, “Now class, I’m going to reach into the bag and describe a piece…
The ‘Middle Wife’
YOU MAY HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE…BUT STILL GOOD FOR A LAUGH… The ‘Middle Wife’ by an Anonymous 2nd Grade Teacher I’ve been teaching now for about…
Emotional and Financial Needs
A husband and wife are getting cozy in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, “I don’t feel like it. I…
A man was front yard mowing grass
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She…
A Blonde Guy walks into a bar
A Blonde Guy walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The Blonde Guy…
THE OSTRICH
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a…
Funny phone call
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man answers the phone, puts it on…